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What a Nightmare??

Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2018 3:23 am
by Aoshii
Aoshii stumbles into the office, bleeding and laughing. He pulls out his notebook and then sighs before writing.
Dear Diary,
You’ll never guess what happened to me today. I was knocked out by a cow!

It all started when I was rushing about minding my own business when...
I made a blind turn and I ran headfirst into this large mass. I turned around furious and said, “Moooooo.” Yes, I said “Moo.” Why you ask? Well, Aoshii’s Diary I will tell you. I saw the LARGEST COW EVER. So I went to say “move” Though I was distracted by this massive Minotaur. So in my shock, I never got the rest out.

He, however, was a good sport and laughed...well I assume it was a laugh but who the hell knows with his type. He turned to leave, so I stopped him by asking “Hey, umm cow man mind if I ask you something?”

He turned around and faced me saying something. I think it was his name and some other nonsense about not calling him cow man. I really couldn’t care less. I was distracted by his horns. They were huge, they could make a decent dagger if shaped right. Ok, I had to focus. I then asked him “ Hey, you look smartish” he had a smell of magic. God damn mages, they think they are so cool shooting whatnot out of their hands. Well, it is pretty nifty but they are usually too full of themselves….
Sorry sorry, back to the topic at hand. This cow folded his arms and thought about it for a second. I guess I could not control myself and started to reach up to touch his horn because he snorted and said “Don’t” I retracted my hand. He then spits out some other long-winded answer “I'm a mage blah blah blah Lack of sleep blah blah blah. You get the point, but I couldn't contain myself any longer so I jumped up and grabbed his horn. As I hung there looking in this cowman ’s eyes I went through all the choices I had made to end up in this spot. He stared at me for a long moment and all I said was “Thanks” He then proceeded to grab me by the ankle and continuously slam me to the ground until I lost consciousness. I awoke sometime later. I am not going to lie, it was worth it.

Speaking of, I am reminded why I started keeping you in the first place. Not that I don’t enjoy writing to you or anything. Finding out where nightmares come from...or..how they can be created...Cowman said
Lack of sleep. So he thinks if I deprive sleep I can induce a nightmare in someone eh. It does fit with what Lady Cat told me previously. This needs to be studied further. I wonder if being knocked out counts as sleep…
That's all I have for now, until next time


-Aoshii