Minstral (Dwarven speeling) Song ov Da Day!

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Minstral (Dwarven speeling) Song ov Da Day!

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(Halloooooo agains BMages! I wus tolds I needs to do a Song ov Da Day fer reals! Sooooo here's mah Song Ov Da Day!! Oh......and in case I duns sees Venis, Minstral is RIGHT...is froms a Dwarven Dictionary...so deres! <sticks her tongue out with a razz>
So dis song is sungs to the tune of "Lights," by Journey. Enjoys.)

When the lights go down in Frostfall City
And the sun shines on snowy hay
OoOOooo I wanna be there in my city
Ooh Ooh, with Pappy!

So you think you're lonely
Well my friend, we is all so lonely too
Oooo I wanna get back to my city of snowy haze
Ooh, ooh, ooh and Pappy!

It's sad, oh there's been mornings
Out on the hunts without runes
Without sword n heart charms
Ooh, my, my, my, my, my, my

Ooh, ooh, OooooOooh Paaaapppyyyy!!
Naaa naaa naaaa naaaa.....
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Re: Minstral (Dwarven speeling) Song ov Da Day!

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(Hallooooooo again Bmages! Well, here is da new song ov da DAY!! Yay! And it's not about Pappy this time. He said to picks on Axis. Soooooos it's sung to the tune of "Bad Leroy Brown," by Jim Croche. Enjoys!)




Well the South side of Frostfall
Is the baddest part of town
And if you go down there
You better just beware
Of two GO's named Axis and Corran

Now they both more than trouble (oh yas!)
You see they stand 'bout six foot four..(togther)
All the guildtown ladies call thems "Ooo La La and Shorty"
All the men just call them "Old"

And it's bad, bad Axis and Corran
The baddest GO's in the whole Frostfall town
Badder than old King Croft
And meaner than two rabid fox!
PSsssst! Dey not really means.... :lol:
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Re: Minstral (Dwarven speeling) Song ov Da Day!

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((Morning Guildies!! Time fer another songs! Woo woo! Hopes you like it. It's sung to the tune of "You're so Vain" by Carly Simon. Enjoys))

Well,
You walked into Guild Recall
Like you were walking onto your Fairwind yacht
Your helm was strategically dipped to the side
Your armor, it was crystal apricot
You had one squinty eye on Tifa's memory
And the other watched Axis and Corran gavotte
And all the girlies dreamed that you'd get them ponies
You'd get them ponies, and....

You're so means
You probably think this song is about you
You're so means, sooo means
I bet you think this song is about you
Don't you?
Don't you?
Don't you? Oooh......

Well, you met me just a bit ago
When I was fresh off the turnip cart
Well, you said that I had a pretty beard and hair
And that I could bug you a whole lots
But you didn't gives me a guildie hints
And that just bugged ME a whole hell of alots
I had some dreams, they were clouds in my Frostfall Iced Tea
Clouds in my Frostfall Iced Tea, and...

You're so means
You probably think this song is about you
You're so means, you're so means
I bet you think this song is about you
Don't you?
Don't you? Oooooh!
Doooo doooo doooo doooo doooo.......
Soooo means....


((Psssstt......he not really means. Who is it? :lol: ))
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((Hallooooooooo Bmages! Today's new songs is brought to you bys the letter E, fer enchants. Is sung to the tune of "Get Rhythm", by Johnny Cash. Enjoys!))



Hey, get colours when you hunt in the woods
C'mon get colours, when you hunt in the woods
Get a hardened armoured feeling in your bones
Put Immortal spikes on yer toes and get goin'
Get colours, or else you'll get smote.

Little enchanter elf never get slowed down
Cuz he's got the zappiest job in town
Bendin' low at the huntin' peoples' feet
On the windy corner of a Devardec dusty street
Well, I asked him while he coloured my boots
How'd he keep from gettin' beast smote
He grinned as he raised his elfy head
Popped a spell enchant and then he spoke:

Hey, get colours when you hunt in the woods
C'mon get colours, when you hunt in the woods
A rainbow curtain makes you feel so fine
It'll shake all the beasties off your explorin' behind,
Get colours, or else you'll get smote.

Hey, get colours when you hunt in the woods
C'mon get colours, when hunt in the woods
Get a hardened armoured feeling in your bones
Put Immortal spikes on yer toes and get goin'
Get colours, or else you'll get smote.

Well, I sat down to listen to the spell chantin elf
And I thought I was gonna jump with joy
He slapped on the war paints left and right
He took a magic wand and he held it tight
And stopped once to wipe the sweat away
I said "you're a mighty little enchantin elf to be-a workin' that way"
He said "I like it!" with a big elfy grin and a
Kept on a war paintin' as he said again

Get colours, when you hunt in the woods
C'mon get colours, when you hunt in the woods
It only cost a trifle, just a few gold a boot
It does a hardened armour's worth of good for you
Get colours, or else you'll get smote!
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